Thursday, October 29, 2009

Salmonella Shoes

I desperately need more sleep. I've had insomnia for the past three nights and just told JT that we were all going to get salmonella and die because he was standing on the kitchen counter while wearing shoes. Am I turning into the crazy mom who says random, nonsensical things and whose kids stop believing anything that comes out of her mouth? Because she is random. And nonsensical. And a sleep-deprived nut.

Oh, don’t ask why the kid was standing on the counter. His reasoning makes even less sense than contracting salmonella from shoes.

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